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Tag Archives: Food
All hail the Mc10:35!
There is a secret movement sweeping San Francisco McDonalds. It’s an elusive beast akin to our own McGangBang 2.0. Unlike our aforementioned gastrointestinal delicacy, this mashup of a sandwich can only be obtained once every day. Once every day! How could this be!
Imagine for a moment, it’s mid morning and you’re standing in a McDonalds wracked with guilt. Do you appease your intestinal lusting with a piece of midday sustenance or do you pounce upon a breakfast bite to better remind yourself of what could have been had you slept in? Desperate you look at the clock, time is running out. If you wait too long your decision will be made and breakfast will have died by the wayside. But dammit, you still yearn for the comfort a breakfast sandwich brings even as you acquiesce to the sustainability of the ubiquitous burger. And then it hits you: the Mc10:35!
What’s for Lunch? Why, it’s the McGangbang 2.0!
Why does the stomach growl?
I’m not asking you technically, I mean metaphorically.
I know it’s some kind of wack-ass chemical reaction. Something about juice and acid and gas (lol) and science. It’s just “nature’s way” of saying “hey, hey buddy, there is nothing in here, so you better fix it, you nutjob.” Reactions are for chemists. I have another theory.
It’s a reminder of what we really are: animals. Mammals with powerful, powerful instincts, and at 11:45 AM, those instincts are screaming only one thing at the top of their lungs:
MEAT.
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Tagged Culture, Food, McDonalds, Nerds
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