Monthly Archives: August 2009

Bad Xbox Customer Support, Bad!

Microsoft, you have ONCE AGAIN proven that your ability to grind my gears is truly infinite.

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Submitted for your approval…one Xbox 360 with a defective wired NIC.  I knew this fact as soon as I began troubleshooting his console, because, great gaming consoles though they may be, the quality with which they are assembled (as well as the parts used therein) is abysmal.

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I don’t need any help, I’ll handle this one myself

Scenario: You move into a new house. You notice that the smoke alarms look kind of old. You’re not sure if they’ll actually work in a fire. One of them actually chirps for no reason every so often. You decide to replace them, but you keep putting it off.

Then one night before you go to bed, your wife decides to throw her favorite pair of pants in the dryer so they’ll be ready for her in the morning. But during the night, that bird’s nest in your dryer vent, which you’ve been meaning to clean up, causes a lint clog. It catches fire while your sleeping, the alarms fail to go off, and you die a slow, horrible burning death.

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Dear "Boris,"

Sam, Joe and I played Left4Dead with you last night. You played very well. You waited for us (Joe,) you put up with our (Joe’s) antics, and you had a very low rate of friend fire incidents. The ease with which you crowned witches, without fear for your own safety, will continue to inspire me, as I also attempt to crown witches until I get it right. You were easily one of the best I have ever played with, and we missed you and your auto-shotgun after you had gone.

But right before you quit, you set off a car alarm and attracted a horde.

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“You will, Dr. Jones. You will become a true believer. “

I’m just going to start this off by saying I’m an OS agnostic.  While I believe there may be a perfect operating system, I doubt it will ever see the light of day because humans aren’t perfect and can’t write perfect code.  I use operating systems as needed and take each one with its draws and its flaws. At work, it’s XP, HP-UX and the Linux flavor of the month (which by the way is migrating from Gentoo to Ubuntu). At home its Windows 7RC, Vista and Ubuntu. You may have noticed that I haven’t mentioned OS X, but that’s simply because I don’t own a Mac nor do we use them at work. Note: I’ve been toying with buying a Mini or a Macbook for a while but having just bought a house I have more pressing things to spend money on. I don’t have any problems with any of the big 3 operating systems (other than availability of cross platform programs and support but that’s a different nut entirely), but I do have problems with fanboys and cultists. These people are so blinded with belief that their OS is perfect that they ignore any flaw and place blame entirely on the competitors.  Don’t proselytize your OS, because chances are you’ll just confuse whomever it is and cause even more problems down the road. A good example of this single mindedness can be seen in an article I came across on Digg by Jack Wallen from back in February entitled “10 Reasons why Linux will triumph over Windows”.  Stop now and read his article.  Don’t skim through it. Give it a good read, contemplate it and then come back. Don’t worry, I’ll wait.

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Because we’re so cutting edge…

We finally have email! Since we’re as paranoid as Dale Gribble, we’ve never given away our everyday email addresses. So, as an anniversary gift to ourselves, we got sector930.com email addresses. If you would like to get in touch with any member of Sector 930 and let him know the amount of your medical bills from gouging your eyes out after reading his post, please use one of the follow addresses:

  • charlie@sector930.com
  • edwin@sector930.com
  • joe@sector930.com
  • joel@sector930.com
  • sam@sector930.com

Another option is to tell us how Sector 930 brings joy to you and your family. Here is a projected breakdown of the types of emails we will get:

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