Sector930 was down for a period of 11 minutes this morning, from 11:19 to 11:28. It appears that the flange for our network pump broke, which prevented any internet from being drawn. Luckily, the wizard at our hosting facility was able to repair it, after casting Haste and using his Multitool of Power +3.
I would like to apologize to our thousands of loyal readers for the untold inconvenience you suffered this morning, and would also like to thank you for your continued dedication and patience. I assure you that all those responsible have been fired.
Well, there's your problem.
I’m glad to hear you fired them all, because anything less would be unacceptable.