HEY. OVEN.

What the hell, man?

Ruiner of Meals/Lifestyles

Ruiner of Meals/Lifestyles

I’m trying not to be a complete bachelor by making myself a nice meal here.  But what do you do? You only cook my roast to 120 degrees. I’ve checked it FOUR TIMES. I ended up eating my rice out of the pot while sitting in front of my computer, waiting for you to cook my god damn meat at a respectable temperature.

Quit fucking with me.

-Sincerely,

Edwin

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2 Responses to HEY. OVEN.

  1. Lenore says:

    weird! how did that end? microwave?

  2. Joseph says:

    Haha, you made a roast?

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