What the hell, man?
I’m trying not to be a complete bachelor by making myself a nice meal here. But what do you do? You only cook my roast to 120 degrees. I’ve checked it FOUR TIMES. I ended up eating my rice out of the pot while sitting in front of my computer, waiting for you to cook my god damn meat at a respectable temperature.
Quit fucking with me.
-Sincerely,
Edwin

weird! how did that end? microwave?
Haha, you made a roast?